December 2011
53 posts
Dad’s making some badass barbecued ribs for New Year’s Eve dinner. Fyeah.
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask! ...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
http: //rustyneedle.tumblr.com/ask
Dafuuuck I’m here watching the finale of Chopped on Food Network with my dad and I’m trying hard not to cry in front of him hahahahaha.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if your intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Nonsense 1
Meet Naso. He is a well-off man who lives in a decent house, but likes wearing worn out clothes. And sneakers that would have fallen apart if it weren’t for the thick layer of stickers that kept it together.
He wakes up everyday at 6:00 am to go to his favorite butcher shop which is half a mile away. He starts his route by walking down Edici Road. Its pavement is laden with large shards of...
Food Dump numero (something)
Spiced French toast with seared poached pears and black cherry preserves.
I added cinnamon, nutmeg and ground ginger to the standard custard recipe for the French toast. Cooked sliced pears in butter, sugar, Galliano and Cointreau, let them rest then seared them over medium high heat. Served it with black cherry preserves.
Baked Ham with Raspberry Pineapple glaze
Scored the surface of a...
What the f...
ridge.
We just bought a new fridge this morning because our old one gave up on us. We figured it would cost us less to buy a new one than to let all the food in our broken fridge spoil. It had served us for a good 10 years anyway but this really was a bad time for it to break down on us. (I just realized I sounded like a kitchen brat, if that even exists.)
And now I’m gonna have to...
Oh look
I’m saving up so I can buy these for myself :))
Black shirts. These are my go-to clothes whenever I’m too lazy to think of an outfit. Plus sweat patches don’t show that much (because I’m a walking sauna).
Foot socks or ankle socks. Because I wear low cut shoes and my socks always go missing. The other ones I have already have holes in them haha.
Apron. I need one. I...
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
WTF
is going on with our fridge?! I sneaked out to grab a midnight snack and I found that it’s not getting cold! The freezer is like on defrost mode and the main fridge is almost at room temperature. I checked the settings and there was nothing wrong with them. I don’t know what to do right now.
I think it has something to do with it being so full of stuff, but then again, last year it...
6 times rape is justified by the bible. →
unvacioexistencial:
facethewaste:
1. When Used to make one suffer: In Isaiah 13:15-18 Isaiah shares his Prophecy telling us that God is going to make the Babylonians suffer by having their wives raped. Having their children dashed to pieces before their eyes and destroying their city is apparently not enough to torture them.
2. When they are young girls and you’ve conquered their city:...
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Psh. Ang galing galing mong mang trash talk tapos pag sa iba ka nakaharap magdadrama ka? Kita mo, I will bitchslap your two faces, you treacherous bastard. Hahahaha.
Christmas movie date with Z
Haherr, we decided to have an early one because we’re both gonna be busy preparing for stuff later this week.
So anyway, when we were in the cab on our way to SM North, the driver was criticizing the radio program because when the DJ prayed, he only referred to his god as “Panginoon”, and the driver said he should have said “Panginoong Hesukristo” (pardon my...
Chem 14 first dep ex done. I’m celebrating my freedom with a mug of steamed milk with Nutella. Fyeah.
Seriously, I can’t believe how people can be so stuck up. Just move on already, sheesh. I don’t like you, you don’t like me. Then let’s just mind our own fucking businesses, right? It’s that simple. :)
Friends are disposable
Oh well :) Time to look for new ones. Tralalala.
The people at Gong Cha are so nice! This is the third day in a row that I bought a drink from there and I was surprised that they didn’t ask for my name. I was just waiting at the claiming area when the guy behind the counter said, “Here you go, Ryan.” Haha, I know, I’m shallow. Bee tee dubs, I don’t like using my real name for claiming food orders so I came up with a...
I was too fucking lazy to twist, lick and dunk so I just dumped Oreos in a bowl, poured soy milk over them then spooned them up like I would breakfast cereal. Yes, I used soy milk only because I was too lazy (again) to open a carton of dairy milk (which just translates to simply pulling off the foil tab). Wish I could sleep right now but the sugar’s already kicking in hahaha.
So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
strive-for-equality:
briannasmilesalot:
gredandforgee:
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a...
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Think of all the tasty things that we can try
